If you're like us here at Deadspin, attending topless ping pong tournaments is not only a hobby, it's a way of life. But the last thing you expect is that ESPN will be on hand to televise one of the events. If you pan the crowd, I demand that my face be blurred! But 100 Percent Injury Rate asks the musical question this morning, what exactly will be the nature of ESPN's coverage?
Apparently the event is tonight from Las Vegas, to be hosted by the Saphire Gentlemen's Club. And according the poster, ESPN will be playing some sort of role. But what, exactly? Is this why O.J.was in Vegas? There's topless ping pong? Seriously?
ESPN Is Covering A Topless Ping Pong Tournament Tonight? [100 Percent Injury Rate]
(Ed. Note: We assume there's some wacky local ESPN Radio personality showing up there. That's the only thing that makes sense, right?)