We, the sports fan, are lost amidst the sea of scandalous sports news. We need someone to guide us ... and not just four times a week either! We need immediate, dashed off, from-the-hip, poorly thought out reactionary prattle on the double. And we need it five times a day. Where, friends, do we look in this time of crisis?
Yes, that's right, folks: Jay Mariotti has a blog. He won't call it a blog, of course; that would require him to admit that he's a vampire. Instead, it's a series of short "Internet Only" columns that are displayed in the "screech" font.