David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer.
OK, so maybe I've been a wee bit negative about Jose Mourinho over the years. Honestly, though, who hasn't declared a fatwa on someone after a few beers or wished them a hot lead enema? But I never wanted to see the guy go. So rather than dance on his grave — mostly because my knee still hasn't healed — I want to tell you why I loathed him so passionately.