What to watch while working out the kinks on your pumpkin trebuchet...
• 8 p.m. — Documentary: The Enduring Spirit of Roberto Clemente. Yeah, whatever happened to that guy? [ESPN]
• 8:15 p.m. — NFL: Philadelphia Eagles at New York Giants. Can't imagine who Tiki Barber will be pulling for. [NBC]
• 10 p.m. — Movie: 2001: A Space Odyssey. If you want the movie to be even more confusing, pretend that HAL is actually the computerized brain of former Kansas City Royals outfielder and manager Hal McRae. [TCM]

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