What to watch after trying, and failing, to beat our personal best of 4.00 ...
• MLB: American League Division Series; Cleveland at New York Yankees, Game 4. Would someone tell the TBS site that they're showing the playoffs, and that the Braves aren't involved? [TBS]
• NFL: Dallas at Buffalo. Ghost of Scott Norwood, we beseech thee ... let our kicks be true. [ESPN]
• College football: Stanford at USC (taped). In which Clarence tries to earn his wings by showing Pete Carroll what the Pac-10 Conference would be like if he had never been born. [Versus]

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