Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...
2 p.m. MLS with FC Toronto Chivas USA midfielder Jesse Marsch: The Red Patch Boys have taken over my home and are eating my food. Could you ask them to leave?
3 p.m. NHL with Barry Melrose: I injured myself trying to pronounce "Keith Tkachuk." Can you help me up?
4 p.m. Football scientist K.C. Joyner: A planet where apes evolved from men?!