You know the NBA season is just around the corner when Jason Kidd is in the gossip pages again. The Nets point guard is accused of groping a woman (twice!) and then informing her of his rather imposing physical advantage.
"If we got into a fight, who do you think would win?" the 6-foot, 4-inch superstar allegedly said to the plus-sized brunette, the sources claimed.
Kidd supposedly grabbed the woman's crotch at 2:30 in the morning on October 10. The woman keeps being referred to as "plus-sized," which is a nice touch. When you file a police report about a man trying to take hold of your unmentionables and then threatening to punch you, it's nice when you're repeatedly referred to as "tubby."
We think we know who might be able to help her in this regard.