ESPN: We Don't Want No Trouble

ESPN's new comment section, ESPN Conversation, has been an endless source of entertainment for us, and you as well, we suspect. Specifically the Featured Comment on their home page, which is possibly the blandest thing on the planet. In fact, I doubt that ESPN commenters are even human: Their comments are generated by computer, like the "check engine" light in your dashboard. Here's the one that was up early this morning:

"Beckett is totally and utterly dominant right now. He has perfect form/mechanics and is splendid to watch. " — luminousmidnight

Wow, I almost cut myself on that one! Either ESPN commenters are really that boring, or the red-headed twin censors from Good Morning, Vietnam have found a new job.

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