You know that "Monday Night Football" means business when the program comes to Jacksonville. You might remember Tony Kornheiser's famous anti-Jacksonville screeds. (They even bothered him in restaurants.

Well, tonight, he'll be calling the Colts-Jaguars game, and it's finally a halfway decent Monday Night game. No Falcons in sight! We've got a couple days off until the World Series starts, and this one should get us through until Wednesday. Besides, we want to see if Jimmy Kimmel is arrested trying to sneak in the booth. Or Joe Theismann, for that matter.