What to watch after some guy with a pocket knife completely ruins the Niceville Mullet Festival for everyone (so typical) ...
• MLB: World Series, Game 1, Colorado at Boston. Contrary to popular belief, God couldn't care less. [Fox]
• Soccer: UEFA Champions League, Olympiakos at Real Madrid. We will be watching with Dionysus, God of wine. [ESPN Classic]
• MLB: Clutch Performer of the Year Award Show. John Kruk in a tux! [ESPN]

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