Seriously, the kids could spend all day playing in the giant colon. And they would, if the state capitol building didn't close at 4. Actually, the display is called "Super Colon and Friends," and is on display in Carson City, Nev., to raise colon cancer awareness. But I just call it fun! (Yes, I have actually been in there).

Off topic, you say? Not if you're Joey Chestnut, or a sumo wrestler. Or, say, these guys. And with Free Taco Day coming up, Super Colon will be more relevant than ever.

Giant Colon Raises Cancer Awareness [Tahoe Daily Tribune]
Our Visit To The Hot Dog Eating Championships [Deadspin]

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