We consider fishing a sport, though we're not sure why; we're generally pleased to classify pretty much anything a sport, because everything's better when it's competitive. So, therefore, a terrifyingly huge freaking fish.
This is a warsaw grouper weighing 359.1 pounds, and it's a real fish, one that came from the waters of Louisiana. Again, we're not sure if it is classified as "sports," but man, we're not too comfortable living in a world in which fish can grow to 359 pounds. Heck, that thing could pitch for the Indians at this rate.
If I Showed You, I'd Have To Kill You [The Sports Oasis]