SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex RodriguezS



The first matchup, on Tuesday, was a blowout. We suspect this one will be a little closer.

It's No. 7 seed Brady Quinn against No. 10 seed Alex Rodriguez. We don't know if these two are friends, but maybe they should be: They probably would have a lot to talk about.

No. 7 Seed: Brady Quinn

Sat in a crowded room, then left.

Grabbed some underage crotch.

Went all dance party marathon on us.

Rocked out.

No. 10 Seed: Alex Rodriguez

"Wrote" a children's book.

Dug deep.

Made friends with "she-male, muscular types."

Opted out while we were occupied with other matters.

Changed his mind. Maybe.

So, who's gonna make the Elite Eight? Vote below.

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