So here's pretty much the funniest thing you'll see all day. We didn't know this, but apparently, in a certain region of Spain, it's tradition to put a tiny figurine of a peasant excreting in the nativity scene for Christmas. We're not sure why that is, but it kind of makes us want to visit that region of Spain.
Anyway, these days, they have celebrity figurines to serve as the peasant ... and one of those "celebrities" is the Grizzlies' Pau Gasol. That's really the figurine. They also have one for Thierry Henry and Ronaldinho. You can find some more here, including President Bush, Sherlock Holmes, Salvador Dali and, obviously, the Pope.
The Grizzlies promotions staff needs to get on this, stat.
Nothing Says Christmas Like A Defecating Pau Gasol [100 Percent Injury Rate]