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    Nov 27, 2007 2:20 PM 15,800
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    SHOTY First Round: Sean Salisbury Vs. Rick Ankiel


    After almost a week off, the 2007 SHOTY Tournament returns with a matchup of two very different human beings.

    All we know is that we're in love with them both.

    No. 6 Seed Sean Salisbury
    Displayed his photographic skills.
    Accidentally said "Jew."
    Met The Balls.
    Established a Web presence.

    No. 11 Seed Rick Ankiel
    Returned.
    Amazed.
    Inspired.
    Absolutely nothing else happened whatsoever, nope.

    So, vote, kids.

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