The above public service announcement has been running during Hockey Night In Canada on CBC up north. It is definitive proof that Canadians are terrifying. Heavens to Betsy!

We showed this to Daulerio over at Philly Mag via IM, and we had the following conversation:

AJ Daulerio: Holy shiiit.

Will Leitch: I know!

Will Leitch: It's like the worst PSA of all time.

Will Leitch: I've watched it, like, six times.

AJ Daulerio: It really is. I mean, it was bad enough in the beginning and then it just takes this hard left turn.

AJ Daulerio: They should've had the oven fall on top of her too.

Will Leitch: And then a dog comes and starts gnawing on her face.

AJ Daulerio: And then the busboys start raping her.

Will Leitch: And then someone blows up the restaurant.