• R.I.P., Sean Taylor.
• Enough, Eli, enough.
• We miss Saturday NFL too.
• Pau Gasol poops.
• The Daily Illini rules.
• The Patriots could possibly lose. Possibly.
• The Bob Knight Gun Show
• God, we love Canada.
• Bill Conlin would like you to get off his lawn.
• Covering the Knicks is miserable.
• How 'bout them ... oh, you know.
• Bill Simmons works hard for his money, so you better treat him right.
• Smush Parker could use some cash.
• Just pee in this here towel.
And, another week down. Matt Sussman is your big dog of the weekend hunt. We'll see you on Monday. We're gonna, like, shop or something.