The ongoing saga of the Chinese government attempting to train their fans and citizens to act like normal people for next year's Olympics continue to amuse. The newest endeavor: Cheering instructional exercises.
We don't know what's wrong with the current cheers.
"Zhongguo, Zhongguo — ha, ha, ha. Zhongguo, Zhongguo bi sheng. Jia you, jia you." Rough translation: "China, China — ha, ha, ha. China, China must win. Let's go, let's go."
This is just like Oakland Raiders fans, except they have maces. Oh, and guns.
I Command You To Cheer For China [100 Percent Injury Rate]
















