ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its wittiest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "I don't care what anyone says, no one is going to stop this team from going 16-0." — halfshaded18

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, and a Featured Deadspin response or two ...

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• "Wow. The Mavs have fallen and fallen hard. It's time to press the panic button." — Bethancourt

• Wow. Black Players are too hard to control. Time to hit the Hispanic button — Sheffdawg08. — I'm A People Person. Who Drinks.

• Wow. A team lost consecutive games. I no longer support them. — Bethancourtwhatthefuck. — @werk