What to watch as Nicholson attempts to sell out the Staples Center all by himself ...
• NFL: New Orleans at Atlanta. On the same day that Michael Vick is sentenced? Irony, thy name is WWL. [ESPN]
• NHL: Boston at Buffalo. They're the Bruins, because just try to walk around in Boston without being bothered by all the bears. [Versus]
• Rodeo: Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association, Wrangler National Finals, fifth round, at Las Vegas. The bareback portion of our program has been canceled due to severe chafing. [ESPN2]