What you missed while voting for the Quote of the Year ...
• NFL: Parcells hired by Miami as head of football operations. Clever Dolphins/Big Tuna headline in the works, will be ready by end of the day today.
• NBA: Road trip! Boston loses at home for first time, to Pistons. Congressional hearing planned to find out why.
• NHL: Islanders' Chris Simon gets 30-day game suspension, must collect trash dead bodies on side of freeway.