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Today in litigation: The suit states, "Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant." [TMZ]
3:00 PM on Thu Dec 20 2007
By Rick
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Neither have I
Maybe Tony Parker never had sexual relations with this woman, Ms. Paressant, but his alias Henri France may have done so.
Did you know there are 36 different words in French that mean 'sex', but not one that means 'never'?
Too bad. She's way hotter than his wife.
Parker wants $20 million to not have sex with Alexandra Paressant.
She must be a real treat.
It was probably the rat voiced by the guy from King of Queens
But this video said she did. I'm so confused!
The answer: Tony Parker, Eva Longoria and Alexandra Paressant.
The question: Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?
@Bruschis Brewsky: @skeets: Upon watching this video, i have concluded i am a stupid, ignorant man.
mother of god, it just never ends for Tony Parker, does it...
@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: But it's true! You can ask them!
I like how he's referred to as "Mr. Eva Longoria".
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