What you missed while preparing for the Global Orgasm For Peace ...
• NFL: Willie Parker will be able to use the handicapped parking space at Steelers practice all next week. Pittsburgh 41, St. Louis 24.
• College football: Navy and Utah pound each other like the Monitor and the Merrimack until one finally sinks.
• NHL: Gaborik's impressive five-goal scorefest nearly ruined by Wild's tacky uniform color scheme ...