"Attention: It's 5 p.m., and the San Francisco Zoo is now closed. If you are still here by 5:15, we will release the tigers. Thank you." Yes, a tiger got loose at the SF Zoo on Tuesday, mauling three people, one of whom died. Tragic, to be sure; but imagine the mayhem if it would have been a Fuck Lion. I shudder to think. The most feared of all jungle beasts will be forever immortalized here, because you have voted it the Deadspin Word of the Year. Yes, we realize that it's two words. But our Sports Human of the Year award last year went to a horse, so I'm not too worried about it.