Pussy.

I don't know who I hate more: cats or owners of cats.

Unfortunately, they're neighbor's dog with the OSU sweater later mauled the kitty.

@TheLou-Do: Their* you putz.

I feel bad for that cat. There needs to be a law that says crazy people can't own animals.

almost as bad as cat juggling.

@Civil_Negligence: owners of cats

And yes, I am ashamed.

in other news, animal control has just paid Yostal a visit.

0:33 - Kige?

DO NOT WANT!

There's a Dee Mirich joke here .. I just don't feel like making it.

@Civil_Negligence: or Michigan fans.

I don't know how you can conquer anything when you're sucking wind after signing for 10 seconds.

This is precisely why we bag on the Michigan alum in our office all day long.

That cat must be stoned. If i did that to my kitty all you would see is a tornado of blood and fur.

Oh, and I DONT HAS ANY TESTICLES

Later on tonight that cat will kill its owner and maul her boyfriend. Later it will be found that the bed was 3" lower than it should have been, which enabled the cat to jump up onto it.

Are those Mangini's mantits?

Dwight Schrute will now mercy kill this cat.

@The New Math: 86=1: Who knew Dee Mirich was a Michigan fan?

Got an e-mail from The Balls a few hours ago saying that he ain't gonna post today. He's too tired from all the anal sex he had this morning. He didn't specify as to whether gave it or it was given to him.

or singing

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns:
One day later, the parents of both will sue the cat for punitive damages.

[blank stare]

":^|

*blink*

...*blink* *blink*

I believe that cat was interviewed to replace Lloyd Carr...but turned down the offer.

I want to read the comments.

@UpstateUnderdog: Pigeye Jackson is not impressed.

I severely question if that cat is actually singing.

Dude, that's a Princeton helmet!

The Heisman stiff-arms with his right hand, gadnabbit! Cats can't even get this right? I thought they were supposed to be smarter than us!

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: the boyfriend with moobs will be declared a hero for trying to save his woman from the cat's deadly clutches.

IZ GUNNA KILLZ U WHEN YOU SLEEPZ

Turns out the cat lost to Appalachian State, too.

The best is the faint sigh from the cat at the end, it looks as though this is not the first time this has happened.

@daver4470: Actually the cat beat Appalachian St., but was later found to have accepted gifts from boosters (a Cadillac)...so the win was nullified and the cat was declared ineligible.

Oh Jesus. Can I state for the record my dogs have never been dressed in anything but collars, ever?

I hate when all of us are tainted by one off-center cat owner. And a bunch of asshole alumni, but mostly this cat owner.

The last time I tried to take a picture of one of the cats with a Red Sox ice cream helmet on, he kicked me in the nuts. Do not fuck with cats and sports related headgear.

Looks to me that Michigan is a little jealous that Ohio continues to be the butt of all jokes around these parts.

It's really the only explanation.

Oh fer crissakes fuck this guy.

IM IN UR YOOTOOBZ REPULSIN UR ANIMUL RAITZ GROOPZ

That helmet sucks.

Yostal?

@The Fan's Attic: We prefer the term "Mitties".

MEH DIGNATEE...U TAKES IT

"Beat Ohio"?

What do they have against the poor old Bobcats?

Beat Oberlin!

@The White Boom Boom:

I M SHAMED....WANT 2 DIE

After the video was shot, the cat was placed in a rape stand.

My guess is they beat Ohio....Ohio State is another situation though

The fine folks at Ohio State do the same thing...except they put those little plastic football helmets on the tips of their penises and wrap the shaft in a little sweater vest made from felt. Then they go into the act. No animals (other than the aforementioned tOSU fan(s)) involved.

I believe Carl Monday is working on an expose at this very minute.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: no wonder they keep reproducing at such a high rate in Ohio. That state's abstinence-only sex ed, isn't it?

it puts the rodriguez in the big house else it gets the pussy again.

ashamed, yes. but i defy you to find a better use for a pomelo rind.

Well, at least it has those world class Bangbus.com-esqe production qualities.

When does the cat do the Soulja Boy dance?

@Brazil Thrill:

Also, why did it take me so long staring at those moobs to realize they were in fact moobs?

Oh Hell.

thank you for noticing those tits.

Poor Lloyd Catt. Gerald Ford must be incorrectly spinning in his grave.