What to watch while in jail after the cops find a little blood in your alcohol level ...
• Boxing: Middleweights, Allan Green vs. Rubin Williams, at Tulsa (9 p.m., ET). Rumble on the Arkansas River. [ESPN2]
• Golf: PGA Tour, Mercedes-Benz Championship, second round, at Kapalua, Hawaii (6 p.m., ET). If wearing boxer shorts with tiny pictures of Brandt Snedeker is wrong, I don't want to be right. [The Golf Channel]
• NBA: Detroit at Toronto (7 p.m., ET); Miami at Dallas (9:30 p.m., ET). This surely is the golden age of professional sports in Miami, is it not? [ESPN]

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