Strahan has a few reels of secret game tape on Jessica.

But he'd totally tap this too: [www.yankees2000.com]

Strahan would tap Simpson...or Romo?

Strahan is soooo over Eli . . . and ready to move on now.

Give her a shot where? Face, back, or stomach?

I guess you could say, this barely qualifies as news.

/Kent Brockman

My first yes is to that giant can of High Life seductively balanced on her shoulder.

Gap tooth in your mouth, so my tits gotsta fit?

Strahan doesn't really want to sleep with her. He just wants her to lay down so he can get the stat.

@RugDaniels:

I'll say "D" all of the above.

Wait, does he want to tap Romo or Simpson? I am really confused.

@RugDaniels:

Bags.

Strahan would gladly take sloppy seconds? You don't say...

The better question is who WOULDN'T Strahan tap?

He could totally floss that gap with her clit.

It would be more of news if he said he wanted to bang Hannah Montana.

@Rob Iracane: Must learn to hit refresh page more often..

You'd think Strahan would be a little more reluctant to hop back into the dating game. I bet his Yahoo! profile will have a .pdf of a pre-nup attached.

where the white women at?

"You guys love to say, 'Oh, he is coming off the beach and he is dating Jessica Simpson' -- please!"

Strahan is irreversibly concussed.

Wait, I thought Strahan wanted MORE MEAT

I guess Romo is the next logical step since he's already had Favre lay down for him.

@Gourmet Spud: +1

So who does Martin Lawrence want to tap?

Who knew Simpson had a penis?

It's sad watching Strahan pimp himself this hard for a broadcasting career. Aint gonna happen, Mike. You lost all your cash, Brett gave you that record, and once you take off the uniform we don't want to hear from you anymore. Got it?

As soon as Tom Coughlin read this post he threw his arms out and screamed "HOLDING! THAT'S HOLDING!"

"if Jessica Simpson wanted to date me,I may give her a shot"

Nice backhanded compliment. His pimp hand is still strong.

@Gourmet Spud: while wearing a Favre jersey.

+1

A fully grown, single, heterosexual man would fuck Jessica Simpson if afforded the opportunity. Thank God we finally got that cleared up.

Strahan, she's already getting the blackness.

From Romo.

And by "give her a shot", Strahan means "superman dat ho with some pancakes and some bacon and some eeeeggsss-ah."

@Doctor Lingerie: I'm not sure that third part of your description is 100% accurate.

@Doctor Lingerie:
A fully grown, single, heterosexual man would fuck Jessica Simpson if afforded the opportunity. Thank God we finally got that cleared up.

Right, but this answers what Strahan would do, so it's relevant.

In related news, Eli Manning is wondering if maybe, y'know, if she's not doing anything, and she's not under any pressure or anything because he's not that kind of guy, y'know, ummm, uhhh, would Ashlee Simpson maybe wanna, uhh, go see Enchanted and then maybe get a frozen yogurt?

@Phony Gwynn: +1. Do you keep your cocaine in your tie knot?

You'd think Michael would want to keep away from the blondes after that settlement.

@Chief Wahoo: +20

Hasn't Strahan already learned from his ex wife's divorce settlement how much money you will lose from white women?

@Rob Iracane:
Warren Sapp doesn't even want to think about the latter scenario. Like never ever. Never.

@Kid Canada: +1 Nicely done.

ESPN's First Take reported this morning that T.O. told Deion Sanders that he will, in fact, play in the Cowboys/Giants game this weekend. So I don't know where this Ines Sainz lady gets off. Except all over my face.

@Kid Canada:
+1. I really see Elisha asking her out that way too.

looking at those pictures makes me wonder...

which is a more unattractive facial feature:

a gap located between your two front teeth?
or a but located on your chin?

I believe Simpson could squeeze both of her jugs between that gap in Strahan's teeth. I'm not sure she's down with that, but I'm sure he is...

@gbaked: I'd tap that but chin. Just sayin'

@ASox: At least then you wouldn't have to look at the rest of her face.

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: I don't know if mine's that goooooood!

Romo denied her his essence. That's all that matters.

/T.O.

@The Legend of Vincent Tremblay: I love how in that commercial--which is supposed to be about WHO WANTS IT MORE--everybody's talking about something supremely mundane.

Except for Mathias Kiwanuka, whose grandfather was killed by Idi Amin. Makes Strahan's breakfast menus seem a little trivial in comparison.

@Kid Canada: +1

So...you like...stuff?

@luol dang: @hockalees:
What if it's all just part of a nefarious plan of his to penetrate her sister's boyfriend in the most notorious of body cavities?

@ASox: well... yeah

Pffft. Big Deal. So would Joe.

@Doctor Lingerie: Like the back of a Volkswagen?

I sorta shocked that no one is typing about Gisele Bündchen being undefeated this year...