Little David Witthoft Approves

• Jessica Simpson sleeps in Tony Romo's practice jerseys, and refuses to wash one. [FanHouse]
• Sweaty, sweaty Bob Huggins. [The Sports Hernia]
• Hockey sticks don't hurt people. People hurt people with hockey sticks. [Going Five Hole]
• Hillary Clinton is the New England Patriots. [Houstoned Ballz]
• Jaguars remove Patriots' asterisk. But they're not sorry. [Metroville]
• The best ACC players who really suck at free throws. [Storming The Floor]
• Glen Rice finds a man hiding in his wife's closet. It doesn't end well. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
• Fire Syracuse's football coach or the kitten gets it. [The Realests]
• Jeff Kent wants HGH blood testing. He must be a vampire. [UmpBump]

3:30 PM on Sat Jan 12 2008
By Sussman
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Le Kangourou de Kataroo at 03:34 PM on 01/12/08
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He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet…
Gourmet Spud at 03:39 PM on 01/12/08
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I'm convinced that there is an untapped market for neck anti-perspirant. Anyone here a scientist?
Tuffy at 03:40 PM on 01/12/08
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Jeff Kent thinks he can wash his blood like his pickup.
Coming Into The Game,... at 03:43 PM on 01/12/08
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@Gourmet Spud: Kaptain_Kangaroo is a scientist. Mysogynistic science or something like that. I think misogynistic to Jezebel is like fuck lion to Deadspin.
UkraineNotWeak at 03:44 PM on 01/12/08
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Gus Johnson is in good form today on the Kentucky/Vandy game.
She Blinded Me With... at 03:45 PM on 01/12/08
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@Gourmet Spud: No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Exp... you know, I'm just going to stop that joke right there before any further self-inflicted harm is done.
44 in a Row at 03:47 PM on 01/12/08
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Gus Johnson is in good form today on the Kentucky/Vandy game.

I'm waiting for the overtime call, personally. Not just because I like overtime games, but because I like hearing him burst a few blood vessels in excitement.
Grimey at 03:52 PM on 01/12/08
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Were Kentucky fans booing? They know that there team isn't going into overtime against Gardner-Webb again, right?
J-No at 03:57 PM on 01/12/08
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Enjoy the games, fellas. I will be rooting against the Packers. Because that is what we do here in Chicago once the Bears fold up shop.
Tracy Ham and Eggs at 03:57 PM on 01/12/08
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I got half a drunk on and the UM/VT game keeps showing ChikfilA commercials.
racistmascot_inc at 03:57 PM on 01/12/08
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Nonsense, baseball's only vampires are Jesse Orosco and Julio Franco. And Orosco was actually killed by Simon Belmont in 1999 and secretly replaced with a mannequin. No one noticed.
koivutoakill at 04:05 PM on 01/12/08
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This is the first I've heard of this asterisk business.

It's kind of cute, in a way. Something for me to enjoy if the Pats run it up on Jax.
Brazil Thrill at 04:06 PM on 01/12/08
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Wow, Roy Hibbert just hit a trey with about 3 seconds to go! G'Town 72, UConn 69.
Chief Wahoo at 04:06 PM on 01/12/08
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@Gourmet Spud: Howard Stern brought a tube of testicle deodorant on the Letterman Show with him last week. It's apparently a real product.
Signal to Noise at 04:07 PM on 01/12/08
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@Brazil Thrill: Roy Hibbert shoots threes? Damn.

Double OT for Vandy/UK.
Tracy Ham and Eggs at 04:08 PM on 01/12/08
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@Brazil Thrill: That game and the Maryland one are killing my remote thumb. combined 12 seconds left. And maryland missed the winner at the buzzer...
Gourmet Spud at 04:09 PM on 01/12/08
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@Chief Wahoo:

I assume it was a roll-on?
Brazil Thrill at 04:09 PM on 01/12/08
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@Signal to Noise: It was an out of bounds play. Hibbert camped out about 2 feet beyond the arc, UConn wisely left him open, they passed the ball out to him and nothing but net.
Len Bias Cocaine Surplus at 04:10 PM on 01/12/08
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That was up there with the Mighty Ducks passing the puck to Goldberg against the varsity team
Chief Wahoo at 04:10 PM on 01/12/08
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@Gourmet Spud: Letterman changed subjects pretty damn fast so I didn't find out.
Signal to Noise at 04:11 PM on 01/12/08
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@Brazil Thrill: saw the replay. That was a beautiful shot.
Brazil Thrill at 04:12 PM on 01/12/08
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@Tracy Ham and Eggs: Vandy/UK on CBS. Gus Johnson + Double OT = College B-ball heaven.
UkraineNotWeak at 04:17 PM on 01/12/08
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I think Gus might rush the court after the game.
Brazil Thrill at 04:17 PM on 01/12/08
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Kige Ramsey is watching this game with no pants and a bucket full of Crisco.

@Signal to Noise: Yes it was. He has a surprisingly good stroke for a big man.
UkraineNotWeak at 04:19 PM on 01/12/08
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@Brazil Thrill:

It doesn't quite make up for losing the SHOTY but it will do.
Brazil Thrill at 04:32 PM on 01/12/08
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@UkraineNotWeak: No doubt. He probably unboxed his Halloween pumpkin mask too.