• Jessica Simpson sleeps in Tony Romo's practice jerseys, and refuses to wash one. [FanHouse]
• Sweaty, sweaty Bob Huggins. [The Sports Hernia]
• Hockey sticks don't hurt people. People hurt people with hockey sticks. [Going Five Hole]
• Hillary Clinton is the New England Patriots. [Houstoned Ballz]
• Jaguars remove Patriots' asterisk. But they're not sorry. [Metroville]
• The best ACC players who really suck at free throws. [Storming The Floor]
• Glen Rice finds a man hiding in his wife's closet. It doesn't end well. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
• Fire Syracuse's football coach or the kitten gets it. [The Realests]
• Jeff Kent wants HGH blood testing. He must be a vampire. [UmpBump]