The Thing That Would Not Die

• Bud Selig is never leaving. Ever. [UmpBump]
• Seriously, the people at GolfWeek are full of horse manure. [The Fynal Cut]
• Seriously, what is Merril Hoge's problem with Vince Young? [One More Dying Quail]
• Here are some options on what to do with Barbaro's ashes. [Rivalfish]
• Isn't Miami exactly where it was a year ago? [With Malice]
• Who is this season's Joakim Noah, the most hateable player in college hoops? [Storming The Floor]
• The Cardinals fans will accept a steroid guy, right? [Midwesterner's Guide To Living In New York City]
• Roger Director on Eli Manning. [Slate]