ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to finds its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "This isn't typical WSU basketball. They were not sharp on defense the way they usually are." — PZickler

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Memphis can run 10 no problem. Our second five would win some conferences." — daparish81

(Re: Memphis men's basketball)

• The Ultimate Warrior can rub out 10 no problem. The last five would require Christmas bondage though. -NaughtyElf6 — Themostdangerousgameofgrab-ass

• I like this on his comment wall: "Indeed, congratulations on your feautured [sic] comment. Your commenting abilities are admirable." I never thought I'd get tired of making fun of people who are so clearly and obviously retarded, but here I am, unable to make a coherent dick joke. /sigh — Phony Gwynn

• Can we have a daily ESPN featured Sponsored Link? "Alternative to Open Back Surgery" — Gyroballsdeep

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