Those production qualities look familiar to me...

Saleswoman (montone): Now-why-don't-the-four-of-you-take-me-for-a-test-drive?

(Cue bass line)

The Flyers shot a car commercial like this back in 2000, but it never aired, due to the fact that the boom mic gave Eric Lindros a concussion.

The first 8 seconds was the best part.

Chris Bosh is not impressed by this performance.

Was that last line even in English?

@Gourmet Spud: You've been to Van Nuys Motors recently?

Wow. I've never seen the character of "French-Canadian Douchebag" acted out so perfectly before...

@Windier E. Megatons: In the post or in the commercial?

/but seriously

I've never seen the character of "French-Canadian Douchebag" acted out so perfectly before...

I have to go to Montreal for work in a couple of weeks. It's wall-to-wall French-Canadian douchebags.

Can someone see if that series of hand gestures was actually not the early warning signs of a stroke?

See that-that right there-is why you don't have as much sex as you would like.

@Yostal: He's been hit in the head with a few too many pucks.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Je me souviens, mon frere.

@Jefferson Short Bus: +1, wonderful.

was this a commercial for a car or for atrocious, self-satisfied men's urbanwear?

Oh man, Geno didn't get any lines. Disappointment.

ahem.

IN RUSSIA, CAR LUST FOR YOU!!!

"Why, I have wannawitch, junna, tickichet."

Truer words have never been spoken.

I'm surprised the Butabi brothers didn't make an appearance...

I guess Sidney wanted too much money?

Who are these people?

@SonofSpurrier: Crosby doesn't project the eurofag/eurotrash ethos the way those guys do.

Gonchar makes sense for this ad, but are Malkin and Talbot even old enough to drive past midnight?

So that's where Vinny Terranova ended up.

Yes, but is your job your credit here?

@Philadelphia Eagles of Death Metal: You have a fantastic name.

I can't wait for the Director's Cut to see extended scenes of Talbot and Malkin wearing tight pants and looking for American Foxes.

@Denis Lemieux: +1 good sir. Nobody cruises so successfully in tight slacks.

Now let's go get some of that Saturday Night Beaver.

@j-no: Someone has been peeking at my emails from my mom.

@TheStarterWife: Maybe you could drive them home?

Eastern Motors Lawyers are on line 2

@metroville: Bravo, a joke that works on about three levels when you consider adjoining Beaver county.

@Tuffy: Less typing. More vacationing.

I guess I'm not the superstar hockey player I thought I was when I picked up my BMW. :-(

Sidney Crosby does French ads that run here in Montreal... he's actually quite competent, seeing as they exiled him to Rimouski for junior.

/dickjoke

This is just the normal quality of programming you find on the Versus channel.

I always do a superstar dance before I get into my BMW.

The acting was so wooden, I could smell the pine through my screen.

/threadjack

Gregg "triple G" Williams and Al "700-page playbook" Saunders fired. Little Danny Snyder is reportedly interviewing Jim Fassel and waiting for the Super Bowl to get a shot at Spagnola.

WTF? Why is this little midget still trying to fuck up my team?

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Thanks and right back at ya.

Matt Light has a great Garage Door commercial that plays during the Pats games. They must be selling new garage doors like hot cakes with this streak. [fagandoor.com]