Crikey. Do not play this video with the sound up if you're even thinking of having children in the near future. But if you're going to be playing in an important Australian Rules Football match later today, then pay attention. I'm fired up, and I don't even know what he's talking about!

She crawled to the finish, even though she could barely move! I have no idea what that means! YEAAAHHHHHH!

Aussie F@ckin Rules F%ckin F%ck! [Deuce Of Davenport]