Last week, Peter Schrager of Fox Sports wrote about the excitement of having his beloved Giants in the Super Bowl. You can imagine how he feels today.
The offense—the strength of this Patriots team—got debacled."—Emmitt Smith, ESPN, February 3rd, 2008, 11:33 p.m. EST
Thank you, Emmitt Smith. With every new word you invented this season—whether it be "debacled" or "escapegoat"—came yet another reason to cherish following the NFL on a daily basis.
And last night's game—the ups and downs, the fantastic fourth quarter, the overall experience—well, that's truly what makes it all worth it in the end. As a Giants fan, it's easy to make it about "me," "us" and "we" today. But that's foolish. Last night's game was for everyone who's ever blown off a Sunday brunch with the girlfriend to lay in bed and watch the pre-game studio shows; everyone who's ever started doing fantasy draft research in mid-June; everyone who's ever bought a player's jersey and worn it out to a nice restaurant. Last night's game was what it's all about.
How many hours of your life would you say you devoted to the NFL this season? How many Monday mornings did you spend reading Peter King's text message conversations with a concussed Trent Green? How many consecutive NFL Films Super Bowl half-hour videos did you watch Saturday night on ESPN2? How many times did you envision an enraged Philip Rivers busting through a concrete wall head-first?
Following last night's thrill-ride, could you ever ask for even a second of that time back?
Of course, it's a little sweeter for the Giants fans out there today.
Though the mainstream media seems to be playing up the whole "They shocked the world" and "Nobody believed in them" card today, it's not really the case. In fact, a fair share of "experts" had New York winning Sunday night's game, and the money in Vegas was actually 3-1 in favor of Big Blue. On the whole, the Giants and their fan base were actually pretty confident they'd give the Patriots a run. As The Onion accurately proclaimed last week, "Giants: 'We Almost Beat the Patriots Once, We Can Almost Beat Them Again.'" Hey, at the very least, it'd be competitive.
That said, in the two weeks leading up to the Super Bowl, the Giants players did just about everything they could to drive a fan base nuts. Here's the short list:
• Just days after nearly costing the team their season, their quirky, somewhat aloof kicker goes on Letterman. Ugh.
• Their first round draft pick throws up all over the plane on the flight down to Arizona, causing an emergency landing midway through the trip. Yep.
• They arrive in Arizona dressed in all black, yet, only what appears to be half the team gets the memo. Most the young guys are dressed in street clothes or alternative-colored suits. Great.
• Their star receiver predicts not only a win, but offers a score. Terrific.
• A backup linebacker gets arrested for a D.U.I. just two days before the Super Bowl. Fabulous.
Somehow, some way, though, they overcame all this and the undefeated Patriots to become Super Bowl champions. David Tyree caught four balls all season; he had three catches and a touchdown last night. The Patriots had not been held below 20 points all season; they scored just 14 last night. Tom Brady wasn't hit all year; he was knocked down 23 times last night.
In the end, the images for the Sports Illustrated Commemorative beer mug commercial will likely be some slow-mo montage of Eli hitting Burress for the game-winning score, Tyree's miraculous catch and Madison Hedgecock (Wall Street banker or porn star—discuss!) dousing Tom Coughlin with a tub of Gatorade.
But there are other still-frames from Super Bowl XLII worth holding on to, as well. There's rookie Steve Smith getting the extra yards necessary and scampering out of bounds on a 3rd and 11 with less than a minute to go. There's older brother Peyton pumping his fist in the luxury box after every big play down the stretch. There's Wellington Mara's wife, Ann, kissing 18-year veteran Jeff Feagles on the cheek while passing him the Lombardi Trophy.
And there's Belichick, running off the field before the final whistle's even blown, having just been absolutely out-coached for sixty minutes. Where were the halftime adjustments? Where was the creativity on offense? 4th and 13? Defeated and in flux, he quickly shakes Tom Coughlin's hand, ignores the referee instructing him to return to the sideline, and shuffles to the locker room.
There's only one word to describe the man at that moment.
And that word is "debacled."













Comments
Wow, jailbait.
A lot of Patriots fans woke up this morning and found out that their soup-can cocks shriveled up and turned back into pumpkins.
Safire disapproves.
yes, yes, yes.
There's only one word to describe the man at that moment.
And that word is "debacled."
Well, there's "asshole"...
Yes to the 2 blondes. The brunette is a she-male (gotta be a big hell no).
@Dany Heatley Speedwagon:
The one in the middle looks like she could be about 22, or she could be about 13, so I wouldn't be willing to give it a yes until further study is done.
Whoa, settle down there, grandmas.
/Travis Henry
Does the girl in the pink jersey complete the phone number?
Sergio Ramos is a Giants fan?
I'll tell you what, if that girl in the middle is of age, I certainly wouldn't mind debacling her.
How That Felt: Gisele Bundchen
"Mechanical and indifferent."
They arrive in Arizona dressed in all black, yet, only what appears to be half the team gets the memo. Most [of] the young guys are dressed in street clothes or alternative-colored suits. Great.
Am I to understand that fashion faux pas are what "drives the Giants fan base nuts"? Now I'm even angrier.
I always eagerly check the comments to see who gets up the first 'yes, no, yes' post.
For the record: yes, yes, yes.
Hold on, Chris Hansen is at my door.
@Gourmet Spud: I think the number represents the amount of hand jobs they have performed. See how the girl wearing #80 has much better form?
I hated our cat until we had him debacled.
How That Felt:
Not at all like a microwaved honeydew with a hole cut in it. Not at all.
How That Felt: 7 Layer Dip
Warm on the bottom, cool on the top. In a word: Delicious.
I'm glad to see Jeremy Shockey had a good time at the game after all.
Eric Gillin's rebuttal:
"Last night was like waking up and realizing your dick wasn't six inches bigger, but rather you fell asleep while forgetting to remove the Fleshlight."
And that Smith... before that catch on 3 and 11 had made at least two or three horrible rookie mistakes in the first half. (Wasn't he open in the end zone at least once and didn't make the catch?)
@racistmascot_inc: I still contend soup cans became bouillon cubes.
How That Felt: Tom Coughlin's masseuse
Like slightly burnt creamed corn.
Osi says: Yes, Yes, Already Did.
Thomas Hayden Church in a wig, 12 yrs old, maybe.
Is the one in the middle not wearing pants?
Giggity! Gotta a towel?
@Lady Andrea: At least their shirts are dry.
@TheStarterWife: Steve Smith makes 3 big catches a game, and 2 or 3 mistakes a game. Prior to Week 17, it was the only consistent peformance by a Giant all year.
"I'm not high enough to understand Emmitt Smith. And those girls are too old."
-Lewis Carroll
I just debacled in my pants.
How That Felt: Tom Petty
You don't know.
He said joint.
The numbers on their jerseys indicate how many days they've been a fan.
That's the only time I've been happy to see a Shockey jersey.
("New York Gi-ants" clap, clap, clap clap clap)
Who's gonna meet me at the parade!?!???
With their star quarterback manning the controls the Giants stood tall over the Patriots. Wide reciever Amani Toomer played malignant offense all day long while their backup tight end showed Jeremy Shockey who the boss is.
@UkraineNotWeak: I think you mean "minutes", not "days".
@strum40: Emmitt? Who let you in here?
Andy Reid's kids are so fickle. One bad season and they hop right on the Giants band wagon.
@strum40: It's not a toomah!
@ClueHeywood: Osi sez, "Good enough for me to POOP on!"
How many drinks did it look like Shockey had during the game? O/U 15.5
@Muggsy Bogues:
Where and when Muggsy?
Already called 311 for the ticket lottery.
@Muggsy Bogues:
"Which parade?"
- Rudy Carpenter
The kicker didn't almost loose the Pack game. the reason he got 3 shots is because the Pack couldn't move the ball. it's like taking 3 shots at the 8 ball in pool against a drunk retard who still has all his balls on the table. sure, if you miss the 8 and drunk retard runs the table, you will lose. but like that's really gonna happen.
@TheStarterWife: Well, he is a rookie; he still showed up big when he needed to.
@TheStarterWife: true dat.
I need help. I want to hate on the Pats like everyone else as a Giants fan, but can't turn it inot hate for New England and Boston since I love the Sox. What do I do?
If anyone suggests drink more beer, then yes, that may be the best idea I've heard, and shall pre-empt your decision.
lose. loose. learn difference or quit the fucking internets.
Yes, multiples of yes, fewer multiples of yes
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