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'Oh Why Didn't I Just Get A Jamba Juice Instead?'

Ah, Victor Thompson. Poor dumb sap. Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there; tattoos are permanent, but football winning streaks are not. Sure, it was all fun and games when he decided to get the Patriots logo etched into both sides of his skull earlier this season. What could possibly go wrong? (wha-wha horn). It may interest you to know, however, that Victor blames the entire debacle on Tom Brady's girlfriend.

He went into Sunday night's big game hoping for another Patriots Super Bowl victory — an achievement that had him thinking of tattooing the Vince Lombardi Trophy on the top of his head. He said he still loves the team and Brady, but expressed some frustration that their intensity didn't seem to be at the same level as the Giants. Like many, he questioned whether Brady's girlfriend — Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen — might have been a distraction during the times that came between the AFC Championship and the Super Bowl. "Brady was playing with his old lady all week," said Thompson as he slumped in a chair and recalled the game.

Other things about Victor you may not know:

• Other tattoo, on his ass: Disco Will Never Die.

• Donated $1,000 to Fred Thompson Presidential campaign.

• Has huge collection of eight-track tapes.

• Extensive real estate holdings on Krakatoa, East of Java.

• Has Mets season tickets.

For One Pats' Fan, It Was A Night To Remember, For All The Wrong Reasons [Laconia Citizen]
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