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Ah, Victor Thompson. Poor dumb sap. Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there; tattoos are permanent, but football winning streaks are not. Sure, it was all fun and games when he decided to get the Patriots logo etched into both sides of his skull earlier this season. What could possibly go wrong? (wha-wha horn). It may interest you to know, however, that Victor blames the entire debacle on Tom Brady's girlfriend.
He went into Sunday night's big game hoping for another Patriots Super Bowl victory — an achievement that had him thinking of tattooing the Vince Lombardi Trophy on the top of his head. He said he still loves the team and Brady, but expressed some frustration that their intensity didn't seem to be at the same level as the Giants. Like many, he questioned whether Brady's girlfriend — Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen — might have been a distraction during the times that came between the AFC Championship and the Super Bowl. "Brady was playing with his old lady all week," said Thompson as he slumped in a chair and recalled the game.
Other things about Victor you may not know:
• Other tattoo, on his ass: Disco Will Never Die.
• Donated $1,000 to Fred Thompson Presidential campaign.
• Has huge collection of eight-track tapes.
• Extensive real estate holdings on Krakatoa, East of Java.
• Has Mets season tickets.
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*His bastard son is named Mookie.
• Has an HD-DVD player in each room of his house
the logo is way past his hairline too...poor g.....hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
Rodin's "The Thinker", he ain't.
Isn't he supposed to be in jail?
see, its bad when one fan makes the whole Pats nation look bad
*Was offered full ride at Berkeley and Oregon.
-- Significant campaign donations to Ron Paul
-- Took Poland and the points in 1939 vs. Wehrmacht
-- Didn't wear a condom, because when was he going to be in Haiti again?
Gisele's black?
He also likes to sit around in his Ankiel #66 jersey.
Majority stock-holder: Pets.com
Tattoo on left hand: "Remember Sammy Jankis"
• Still has world's largest collection of Pogs.
This guy got owned, too. Deadspin hall of fame nominee.
I am keeping a list.
Also bought stock in Chicks With Gigantic Dicks magazine but that magazine went out of BUSINESS! So now he has worthless stock! +1
* Played Captain Corcoran in Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore for summer stock.
This definitely looks like a guy who would have "extensive real estate holdings on Krakatoa," an island with a volcano that "has erupted repeatedly, massively, and with disastrous consequences throughout recorded history."
Has a crippled son named Gunnar.
Coincidentally, he just got a tattoo of Gisele on his hand so he could play with Brady's lady too.
"Oh, why did I marry a woman I met outside a methadone clinic?"
- Don Mattingly
Odds he wears a tie to work: 10 bazillion to 1.
Odds he picks up cans to buy meth and lies on his unemployment form: Even.
Dope.
Favorite Virtual Boy game: Waterworld
C'mon now, Rick - the Mets season tickets are a great value! Besides, no one from Boston would ever pay for those.
Swears by the better picture quality he gets from Betamax tapes
Threw out his Blue Ray for HD DVD.
/nerd
women weaken legs
@God Save Dat Phan: Um... huh??
/shittes pantaloons
"Starland Vocal Band...they suck!"
@BigTenObsession: Sadly, he bought the tickets for the 1960 season. Last week.
actually, it was Peyton who gave the max $2,300 to Fred Thompson.
Kevin Hart, those Irish retards, and this guy? I smell a Deadspin Dumbass Day a-brewin'!
- thought the "one more day" spider-man arc was brilliant
I would recommend laser removal surgery, but that might cause brain damage.
You just know this guy gets his tax advice from Wesley Snipes.
The Pats tattoo is even worse than the "Dan O'Brien - World's Greatest Athlete" tattoo he has on his chest.
I don't think having a Jamba Juice tattooed on your head is a very good idea either.
Yeah, blame the foreigner, chowdah boy. Maybe next time somebody brings a needle to your skull they can inject some gray matter in there.
@ghostsoftheSCupcountry:
Hey, if he pays for season tickets for the next 9 years, it will all be worth it!
Those Beanie Babies are gonna pay for a new house some day!
Seriously though, it's a damn shame that C.W.G.D. magazine went under. I thought the layout was sublime.
at least he didnt' have 19-0 tattooed as well...
@BigTenObsession: Yeah, those tickets are worthless, huh?
@Dead Wrestlers Society:
That would require a brain being there in the first place, right?
@BigTenObsession: To see the Mets finish behind the Nats? How would that be worth it?
Unless the entire O-line also banged Gisele over the week, I don't see her being the problem.
@Dead Wrestlers Society: He's a Pat's fan. Could it really get any worse?
@shea_guevara:
Is it wrong that pictures like that give me an erection?
This guy owns several pairs of Bad Idea jeans.
@Signal to Noise: yeah, that was kind of the joke.
• Set his Internet homepaege to Magellan.com
@ghostsoftheSCupcountry:
The Mets finished behind the Nats in 1969?
@the intrepid spaceman spiff:
+10 from a fellow funny book geek.
-Owns a TurboGrafx-16 with Bonk's Adventure.
@kataroo_kangaroo: I love how he is now lamenting the fact that he can't get a Lombardi trophy tattooed on his head. Like that's a bad thing.
- Has room full of Alexandre Daigle memorabilia
- Started letter-writing campaign to bring back "Mann & Machine"
@BigTenObsession: If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right.