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• Hey, the Giants won the Super Bowl. Really.
• Poor Kevin Hart.
• The last Jambaroo until next season.
• How to sneak into the Giants victory parade.
• Fire Joe Morgan is one-third Mose Schrute.
• Patriots fans try to come to terms.
• BOO, Gordon!
• Take that, Tiki.
• Shaq to the Suns? Amazing.
• Pedro Martinez, cockfighter.
• Puppy Bowl!
• Do not listen to Sen. Arlen Specter.
• Welcome back, Dickie V.
• We were in Los Angeles, Alameda and, tonight, Seattle.
As you'd probably expect, we're pretty exhausted, but it's still awfully fun. We're flying back to the Midwest tomorrow, and will come to you live from Chicago on Monday. A special treat for you all: This weekend editor is ... The Balls! Yep, AJ Daulerio is your weekend editor, so strap in and enjoy. And we'll see you, two time zones from here, tomorrow.
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I've never been so happy about Balls....
You do realize you're skipping #1 on the "most literate cities" ranking, don't you?
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OMG BEST WEEKEND NEWS!
Wheee! I can safely open all posts in the privacy of my own home! This IS a treat!
We have had cocks today...[deadspin.com]
We have had boobs today...[deadspin.com]
We have had ass today...[deadspin.com]
We have had asshole today...[deadspin.com]
And, tomorrow The Balls. It is only fitting.
The only thing missing is...well...you figure it out.
tj/
Pat O'brien to Rehab. Link if you dare to tmz.com, source of all "celebrity news"
Hey, my balls are hosting Deadspin this weekend!
/Kevin Hart
BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!
@lisa: Wonder how Tom Brady feels about that.
Because shouldn't the weekends be about The Balls anyhow?
@Lamppost:
Good question, think I should turn my RSS on for TMZ.com for any updates?
/my computer would kill itself
The Balls have finally dropped...
...by on the weekend.
Balls for everyone!
And, I'm fairly certain that Weekend Daddy Balls should be a band.
@Katni: I don't think that The Balls could be described as a "Weekend Daddy." He's more like the uncle who gives us our first beer and cigarette while teaching us how to unlock the cable box for free porn.
@lisa: looks like he and Betsy found some more coke....
Hide the women and children! And just to be safe, your pets, too. The Balls is coming!
Daulerio! The perfect antidote to the week of shit I just lived thru--
Cant wait!
BIG BALLS!
@PQ Crash: Right you are. The one that you don't mention around the grandparents because they get all quiet and teary-eyed.
@Katni: But enough about my family.
Christ, that was depressing.
/dick joke
@BaBaBoey:
Either Betsy or the person he left the voicemail for...link again on tmz.com.
@lisa:
Or is Betsy the woman on the cellphone tape??? I think I'm failing celebrity "journalism".
@lisa: The fact that you're failing "celebrity journalism" means you're succeeding in your own life.
@lisa: Betsy was his girlfriend at the time and he was leaving the voice mail for some other chick.
I hate myself for knowing that.
Nice to see Deadspin has discovered Allie LaForce. That actually gave me pause for a moment.
@Token_Tennis_Fan: I would hope you have established where she lives on campus and the best times to see "run into her" as she goes to class.
/stalkerish
@THandE: We're Facebook friends, actually. I go to the women's games a bit. I high-fived her once. She's pretty nice. Hardly anyone looks good in a basketball uniform, though.
Besides, I think some of the girls on the volleyball team look better.
Dear Balls,
Please tell the story of your experience with the Butterfish, regardless of how little it has to do with sports, at some point this weekend.
Thank you and goodnight.
Wait...What?
@7-8 Deville: The Balls!
anybody know of a religion that forbids the observance of the leap day of a leap year?
/trying to get out of a party for the boss' "girlfriend"
@The Fan's Attic:
Scientology? Just the mention that you're a member may get you uninvited
@The Fan's Attic: Tell em you are Baha'i. Its not a holiday for them, but no one knows anything about them to begin with.
@PQ Crash: Totally.
Uncle A.J.! Uncle A.J.! Uncle A.J.! Uncle A.J.!
Uncle A.J., are you going to take us to that smoky place with the high stools and the ladies with the big boobies? I had fun giving them dollar bills, can we go there again, can we can we can we?!
@The Fan's Attic: Does Luddite count as a religion?
Oh, good the Steelers have decided to keep their mud bog.
@Clare: Only if you stay in your seat while goes into the private room with his "special" friend.
@The Fan's Attic: Nhilists, Dude. They don't believe in anything.
@Clare: And can we get some Pixy Stix from the nice man on the corner? They make my nose feel numb and the rest of me feel even better!
Yes! The Balls. I haven't been this excited since last weekend when that mumbling troll, dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, lurched off the field with :01 remaining.
@PQ Crash: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos
Wait, with AJ around, should we strap in and enjoy or strap on?
@Hank Scorpio: Sweet! I can be a Neo-Luddite. [en.wikipedia.org] Not sure if it gets me out of the party though.
@PQ Crash: I don't know if the Nihilists could even care about leap year.
@lisa: Scientology, you say? But, I have no money and they know that...and we all know Scientology only accepts people with money to give.
@The Fan's Attic:
So say you have a contagious case of thetans? Could that work?
@lisa: hahah...i will try that.
@The Fan's Attic: Tell 'em you're a Quaker. I think partying of any kind is against their religion.
Hey, is Nibbles fucking with us again?
Yup, he/she/it is!
@The Fan's Attic:
I think Seventh Day Adventists celebrating any holidays including birthdays?
@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns brought to you by Diebold: Same with Seven Day adventist..
@lisa: Wow, slow and misspelled.
@lisa: I think those are Jehovah's Witnesses. And, you may have a winner.
Nothing like Norwegian electronica on a Friday night.
The AJ! chant will be infinitely more successful on Deadspin than it was at the Linc.