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Meatsa-Ballsa!!

He just told TK & Wilbon that it was because he was wearing blue boxers. When he tood off his jacket he noticed that, after he began to perspire, his underwear was showing through his pants.

@Dieter: Reminds me of the time in 8th grade when Cali Chamness wore black hose with a white skirt...uh....excuse me for a few minutes.

/shits filters

It was Saruman who was the White. Gandalf was the Grey, until he became many-colored after the fight with the BalroGODDAMMIT I keep falling for these traps......

/shits pantaloons

He was entering a Mark Twain lookalike contest right after the game.

@A Pimp Named Daver4470: Speaking of which, did you know Saruman has resurfaced as our mayor here in Kansas City?
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Pitino has to go get the papers, get the papers.

Clearly, an homage to Tom Wolfe. Of course, most people in Louisville didn't get it.

The best crack I heard/read about the suit was by Bomani Jones.

@Dieter: There are details I JUST didn't need. The suit was bad enough on its own.

@Carlton_Whitfield: Gimme a beat...

Right about now
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(sorry for possibly ruining the rest of your week by putting that in your head now...)

I loved it when Mitch Hedberg deemed things to be ridiculous.

@UkraineNotWeak: Larry Eustachy's tribute to Thomas Wolfe is better.

@UkraineNotWeak:

People in Kentucky can't read? Way to go back to the well for that one.

Go Cards!

@A Pimp Named Daver4470: He was completely white in the last LOR movie ...

That suit is a clean white -- it's not too sharp. It's made in Santa Barbara, not Napa, so it's hard to get here -- but you can usually find it in California.

"I was about to look ridiculous."

As though showing up in a white linen suit wasn't ridiculous in its own right.