To Watch Tonight

What to watch as you realize that PETA will one day rule the universe ...
• College basketball: Villanova at Georgetown (7 p.m., ET); Kansas at Texas (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; Saint Mary's at Santa Clara (11 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]. If only there were one more game, I wouldn't have to sleep.
• College women's basketball: Rutgers at Tennessee (7 p.m., ET). Pat Summit has the kind of body that, um, excites both genders. [ESPN2]
• NHL: Phoenix at Dallas (7 p.m., ET). I'm sure this is what the game's inventors had in mind. [Versus]