oh, what will that Britney do next?

I wonder what they will do when they beat that heavily favored AIDS thing...

Come on, that baby's not even on fire.

Well, I guess it's a little better than the standard African celebration: large-scale genocide.

Its only a matter of time before there is a FMVSS requirement for seatbelts in vehicle roof panels.

That would only happen in Ohio if the baby was aflame.

That celebration's got nothing on Festivus.

The average African Cup is 50 percent larger than the average European Cup.

So that's how "ghost-ridin'" started...with an actual death.

I gotta say...lion on horse = still more impressive.

@MattinglysSideburns: I want to see baby on lion on horse. Now THAT would be impressive.

Given the way Egyptians drive, I assure you that baby is no safer sitting IN the car.

@LeNoceur: If they didn't put babies on top of a car, how do you think the baby would develop the extra muscle in its leg.

If they drove that baby through Dallas it would get shot.

@Al_Czerviks_Ride: Fine, but will that thing hold my skis?

Dad?

Michael Jackson's baby thinks that riding on top of a car is slightly more preferable to being Michael Jackson's son.

I don't think Crew fans are that dedicated.

This actually went better than the celebration by driving around babies on the bottom of their cars they had a few years back.

♪♪ Child Endangerment Like An Egyptian...♪♪

"The inside of the car is for people who don't shit themselves"

@The Most Dangerous Game of Grab-Ass: It will, until we're forced to cost it down to the point where it doesnt work any more.
/reasons I'm in law school

When did Africa get cars?

@SourKrautSaul: Looks like I'm riding on the roof from now on...
/shits pants

That's Thutmose disgusting display of parenting I've seen.

Damn, so that's where I left him.

I just love how the baby looks over like "what up?"

@cowbell204: could have been a Caravan

The kid was getting a cab ride back to his house from the airport and he was carrying liquor.

The driver probably coudn't find his "Baby On Board" sign and decided to improvise

That wasn't a sports celebration. It was a rally for Vigo.

@Raskolnikov: They Akhenaten better be doing that.

@Weed Against Speed:
That joke might be too Minnesota-specific. +1 nonetheless.

Son, you're wearing a panty on your head.

"I'm Dr. Poop, I can't help you find your baby, but I can do the robot"

/SNL

@Raskolnikov:

Someone should take that baby Pharaoh way from its parents.

Nefertiti see such blatant disregard for a child.

No dingos in Africa I see

If that's teen wolf baby, he will be committing to USC soon.

@Raskolnikov: But for some reason it just Cheops happening.

@Raskolnikov: Suez the seatbelt?

To be fair, the law against having babies on top of your cars reads "giant eye, dead fish, cat head, cat head, cat head, guy doing 'this'". It's very hard to understand.

Oh, Sadat's where the baby is . . .

@Raskolnikov: If Ramses condoms were readily available in Africa, perhaps this kid could have avoided such a fate.

@MDT: the Carpathian?

@Spaceman Bill Leah:
Yeah, they better be Khafra, lest it falls.

@Raskolnikov: When I saw that I pharaohs right in my tracks.

Those parents are pushing their Luxor.

@MattinglysSideburns:

Guys, let's be careful, we don't want to beat a dead Horus.

Come on, the baby just wanted to pyramid the crowd

The most tragic part of the video?

That baby is packed with explosives.

Won't a team in Ohio have to win something for this celebration to happen there?
/ducks

Aswan dam wise man once said: one Africa Cup in hand is better than one baby on roof.

Ptolemy through! Baby on the roof!

(I hope someday we're all entombed in this comedy pyramid.)

It's clear my contribution to that drive to send books to Cameroon back in high school has been fruitless. Never again, Cameroon.

C'mon it ain't that bad, they just Set him up there for a second.

@Ray: At least you didn't send carseats to Egypt.

If it had been India, the whole family would've been on the roof.

At least they weren't flying in a helicoptic.

@Lady Andrea: Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy.

I heard Kirk Cameroon couldnt score in his growing Pains days either

@racistmascot_inc:
Isis what you're saying, but safety first.

Hope he doesn't breathe any of the car's Hyksos.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: The Bast take him down before he falls off though.

The real winner? Poverty.

Is this the video to the Bangles' little known "Drive Like An Egyptian"?

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Poor kid looks scared. Probably just wants his mummy.

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