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If we see this comment over and over on the live chat we know who wrote it.

Oh how I love thee, let me count the ways...

Does Will's restraining order apply to on-line chats?

Q: "Rick, what is the creepiest thing you've been asked to autograph?"

Rick: "A black t-shirt which said "I (heart) Ankiel" on it."

Seems like the guys at The Dugout could have a lot of fun with this. And then Deadspin commenters could bitch about it.

/shits pants

Rick, do you forsee any outfield competition from Mulder, Clement, or Carpenter if they decide to be big quitters?

He will answer several questions a minute until asked about his HGH use. His output will then slow to a snails pace.

I would, but I'm afraid of suffering a "Hi, Ankiel" sprain.

/bans self

I'd do it, but I don't want to risk suffering a "Hi, Ankiel" sprain.

/bans self

Fucking Nibbles.

So, Rick, is it true you have a figurine of a man wearing a black t-shirt on top of your TV?

I actually may stop by. That's pretty cool.

I'll see you there Leitch. You bring the Starbuck's, ok?