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What to watch after tripping and smashing a 290-year-old Stradivarius ...
• College basketball: St. John's at Cincinnati (7 p.m., ET); Kansas State at Texas Tech (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]. Has Pat Knight won a game yet?
• College basketball: Maryland at Duke (7 p.m., ET). Do not anger the turtle. [ESPN]
• NBA: Phoenix at Golden State (9 p.m., ET). Think you don't like running in practice, Shaq? This is your worst nightmare. [ESPN]
To Watch Tonight
6:20 PM on Wed Feb 13 2008
By Rick
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Is Shaq playing tonight? I don't think he is.
Shaq is playing due to the smashed Stradivarius. He will be accompanied on the turntables by the Fu-Schnickens.
Strata-who-varius?
Lady: That was a priceless Stradivarius!
Clouseau: Not anymore.
/the pink panther strikes again
Shaq is still working himself into game shape. And by game shape I mean that he's eating chicken wings and sausage gravy. And topping it off with an expensive micro brew from the Phoenix area.
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