Aramis, Professional Two-Sport Star

• Aramis Ramirez, PROFESSIONAL cockfighter. [Luol's Dong]
• It was a more active baseball offseason than you even thought. [Baseball Mastermind]
• Very amusing play-by-play of the Georgetown game the other night. [DC Sports Bog]
• Back in 1995, these guys were considered NFL Hall of Famers. [One More Dying Quail]
• You kind of have to admire the Congressman who couldn't sign the Giants petition. [The Legend Of Cecilio Guante]
• Jeremy Shockey's Super Bowl bling sings. [The Bleacher Report]
• Mike Patrick, Jabba The Hut: Similar. [Mr. Irrelevant]
• Completely unsubstantiated sexual recruiting rumors are fun. [Michigan OTR]
• "Peter Gammons in heat." Yikes. [Sports Media Journal]
• ESPN vs. ... Lifetime. [Pyramid Of Excess]
• Is Davidson an NCAA team, or not? [Storming The Floor]

2:05 PM on Fri Feb 15 2008
By Leitch
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Afino at 02:10 PM on 02/15/08
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Also similar: Len Pasquarelli, Jabba the Hutt.
Weed Against Speed at 02:11 PM on 02/15/08
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Does Gammons make that noise like cats do when they are in heat? Because that would be real irritating.
UkraineNotWeak at 02:14 PM on 02/15/08
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Patrick Murphy is the Jeannette Rankin of this Congress.
SteveJeltzFan at 02:15 PM on 02/15/08
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Big deal, even I had sex with a Tri-Delt in college, and I suck at football.
Doyle McPoyle at 02:17 PM on 02/15/08
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@SteveJeltzFan: A Tri-Lam, now that's a whole other issue.
The Gizmo from Pismo at 02:20 PM on 02/15/08
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Some of those comments were hilarious though.

I say he ends up at Penn State.
Rock You Like An Iracane at 02:23 PM on 02/15/08
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I have it here that he goes to Oregon and Phil Knight promises him the moon.

No, like the actual moon. Just do it, Terrelle.

And it's Bleacher Report, not The Bleacher Report. I edit there.
Dan Daoust at 02:33 PM on 02/15/08
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Andre Reed should be in the Hall of Fame.
ringitupwiththedongtea at 02:36 PM on 02/15/08
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@The Gizmo from Pismo:
I wish, competing against girls from Mich and OSU, I give us an even chance. Perhaps he will go to PSU, and after his redshirt season and 3 years of "tutelage" under Jay Paterno, has a remarkable year in 2012.
Chamomiles Davis at 02:38 PM on 02/15/08
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I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
I believe Wallace didn't get fouled.
A Pimp Named DaveR at 02:40 PM on 02/15/08
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@Chamomiles Davis: Yeah, but do you think Wallace was fouled?
Chamomiles Davis at 02:43 PM on 02/15/08
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@A Pimp Named Daver4470: Actually, yeah, kinda.
Herbies_Wingman at 03:20 PM on 02/15/08
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I once had sex with an Alpha Mu.....
/discouraged
Afino at 03:22 PM on 02/15/08
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@Herbies_Wingman:

At least it wasn't Omega Mu.
AsbestoHawk at 03:33 PM on 02/15/08
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You can't graduate from KU without sleeping with a Tri-Delt. Not allowed.
sitbackrelaxstrapitdown at 04:18 PM on 02/15/08
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Just one?

-Jesus Shuttlesworth
RonZookonRedBull at 05:58 PM on 02/15/08
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Makes one wonder how Aramis Ramirez, PROFESSIONAL COCKFIGHTER can coexist in the same clubhouse with Carlos Zambrano, PROFESSIONAL COCK.