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Luckily falling off the horse didn't prevent that Olsen twin from growing up as a normal, well-adjusted member of society.

Affirmed.

#14: On a very special episode, Michelle agrees to hold a package for Michael Irvin until he can pick it up "when the heat's off".

2. Michelle falls off a horse.

They stole that from Superman.

Could we maybe get Berman to narrate each of these episodes? Otherwise there's no way to really know which one was best.

Striking out her boyfriend? How rude

Well, at least Jodie Sweetin isn't a terrible looking meth addict.

John Stamos always wanted to incorporate some water sports into an episode. Sadly, it was not to be.

8. Danny has been spending a lot of time with his squash partner.

Sure, Brazil Thrill, I'll go right ahead and click on a link to a picture hosted on "porn-host.org". Because I really do want to get fired today.

What about that episode where Kimmy and DJ become attracted to the new female gym teacher?

Was I just imagining that episode?

That list is incomplete without the episode where Michelle participated in the Soapbox Derby race.

@Brazil Thrill: Errr... just realized that picture is linked to a NSFW site. This one's safe.

@UkraineNotWeak: no amount of fantasizing should EVER involve Kimmy Gibler. Dude. DJ Tanner, sure. But Kimmy? I feel gross.

I remember crying when Full House ended. And when I finally went to San Fran last year, the ONLY thing I wanted to see was the Full House house. And I did. And it was glorious.

What about the one where DJ was furiously working out so she could look hot in a bathing suit for a pool party? That had some sports-like moments in it.

@44 in a Row: Yeah, that's what happens when you do a Google image search and post the link without checking. Mah bad.

What about the one where DJ was furiously working out so she could look hot in a bathing suit for a pool party? That had some sports-like moments in it.

So we're calling "masturbating in front of the TV" a sport now?

@Brazil Thrill: She had all her teeth. She's not a true meth-head.

No mention of the episode where DJ took off her new blue sweater to play soccer and it got shredded by a lawnmower and then convinced Stephanie to help her steal a new one. That's a travesty.

@44 in a Row:

You really want Will to bring back the "competitive wanking" tag?

@44 in a Row: I burn more calories doing that than just about anything else.

Highest Rated Episode: Guest star Alanis Morissette castrates Uncle Joey with an ice pick and salad tongs.

@Candygram: Taking "Cut.It.Out" to a whole 'nother level.

What about the one where Bob Saget told the joke from The Aristocrats.

I once went to a Leafs game against Montreal when Valeri Bure (Pavel's brother & Candace Cameron's husband) still played for the Canadiens. My buddy and I noticed that Candace and some of her friends were sitting directly behind us. We decided to heckle Valeri Bure all game to see if she'd say anything to us. We were vicious but she didn't say anything.

Moral of the story - Candace Cameron agrees that her husband played hockey the same way he sucked dick, like a girly figure skater.

Was the St. Peters book reading and after party that rough of an evening?

@Kid Canada: I think I read where she has taken to working on Born Again Christian material, like her brother, so she probably spent the game praying for your soul.

To be damned.

@Tuffy: ...Stephanie agrees to hold a package for Michael Irvin until he can pick it up "when the heat's off".

Fixed that for ya.

@Ray: I thought Superman stole it from Full House. I remember thinking at the time that they were REALLY reaching for ideas.

Wasn't there an early episode that involved Danny suiting up with the Golden State Warriors as part of some "Wake Up San Francisco" sweeps hijinks? That would be sports-related, except for the part about the Warriors, wouldn't it?

@Creepy Old Man: I think so. He was a sports anchor during the first season.