What you missed while attempting to shake the cops with blown tires.
- NCAA: No. 1 Memphis escapes UAB with a 79-78 victory. Sorry, Nicaraguan kids, no 25-0 shirts for you.
- Boxing: Kelly Pavlik defeats Jermain Taylor again to remain undefeated, this time by unanimous decision. Ohioans are pleased enough to spell out the name of their state.
- NHL: The Canadiens hand the Flyers their sixth loss in a row, via Carey Price's first career shutout.