So who does one believe in this Matt Walsh vs. Bill Belichick videotaping-the-Rams-Super-Bowl-walkthrough controversy? Is Walsh, as Belichick would have us believe, a rogue agent, out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct? Or is Belichick involved in a Nixonian coverup, with guest star Scott Pioli as Spiro Agnew? One thing that may have me leaning toward the latter ... Big Bill has issued an apology. Not in connection to the Walsh allegations of course; but for the taping incident with the Jets early in the season. Repeating; Belichick has apologized. Yes, the Apocalypse is nigh.
So, enjoy. From Mike Reiss' story in the Boston Globe on Sunday:
The Patriots' videotaping of signals was deemed to cross the line, which Belichick apologized for yesterday. "I respect the integrity of the game and always have and always will," he said. "I regret that any of this, or to whatever extent it has in any way brought that into question or discussion or debate. The decision was made by the commissioner, the practice was immediately stopped, and we're not doing it. ... I take responsibility for it. Even though I felt there was a gray area in the rule and I misinterpreted the rule, that was my mistake and we've been penalized for it. I apologize to everybody that is involved — the league, the other teams, the fans, our team, for the amount of conversation and dialogue that it's caused."
Well and good. But here's the problem Belichick runs into with his newest controversy. If there is indeed a tape out there of the Rams' walkthrough prior to the 2002 Super Bowl, does anyone believe that Bill had no knowledge of it, and that he could not, as he put it, "pick Walsh out of a lineup?" There's just no plausible deniability; Belichick attends to the details of his team the way that Tony Shalhoub attends to the washing of his hands. All I'm saying is that there may be more juicy apologies in store here.
And speaking of that ...
• "Sorry we tried to make up for years of Duke favoritism all in one night." — ACC officials
• "Sorry we're changing our name to Chico's Bail Bonds" — Detroit Red Wings
• "Really sorry we have an Ultimate Fighting section now." (Bows head, shuffles away slowly) — MSNBC
• "I regret nothinnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggg!"
Belichick And Pioli Speak Out [Boston Globe]









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"Sorry I used the office phone."
Kelvin Sampson
Did Belichick accidentally eat a slice of his own humble pie?
"Sorry I decided to fuck up your trade plans."
- Devean George
I'm sorry for misremembering.
-LaPettitte
Sorry I didn't believe, Dwight Howard.
-R. Kelly
Will this crap EVER go away?
/even away, I cant get away
"My ego is this big."
with guest star Scott *Baio* as Spiro Agnew? ~Fixed~
Sorry we shit the bed in the FA Cup.
/Arsene
(what do you mean "I'm doing it wrong?")
"Sorry to every English teacher in America."
Roger Clemens
(Re: Clemens thinks Pettitte misrembered his drug use.)
Walsh= Deep Throat. To call Beli-cheat Nixon insults Nixon (and I ain't zactly a fan). What did Beli-cheat know? (Everything) and When did he know it? (Immediately, since the taping was his idea and done at his direction). I do foresee records being vacated and a coach getting shit-canned...or a very unhappy Congress will strip a certain No Fun League of its most prized possession and make the UFL very happy.
@The Fan's Attic: Damn, beat me to it.
Sorry I work for Ben now.
/OceanicSixWTF
@rachel_nichols_is_hot:
Boston fans never trusted Sayeed anyway.
"Sorry for running under the camera all those times while Berman was talking" -some intern
"Sorry for the distraction, but I will not be returning to the NHL this season."
--Peter Forsberg
[nc.startribune.com]
Sorry I slashed your throat with my skate.
-Olli Jokinen
"I'm sorry I like to bone married chicks" - (the one Belichick forgot)
"Sorry" is by Buckcherry? Really?
-Didn'tTheySingLitUp
Sorry almost everyone cheats in our games and you have to continue to wade through this crap.
-Sports
"The Giants stuck it in me this far before they broke it off."
Furthermore, I wouldn't believe Beli-cheat if he told me Jesus loved me.
"Sorry I called you a shorty. I should have used the more politically correct vertically challenged."
-Big Ben to Hines Ward
Is it bad that Im reading the story about the moron who fell into the grand canyon and wondering if he gave off a puff of smoke and left a human shaped crater?
I know I want to go out Wile E. Coyote style.
@ghostsoftheSCupcountry:
Purple Jesus loves you. Real Jesus thinks you're an asshole.
"Sorry about your career, Ricky."
-- Weed.
"Sorry for three playoff wins in 19 years. But not really." - Carl Peterson
Sorry for the product we've put on the field for the last 50 years
-William Clay Ford Sr.
@Tracy Ham and Eggs as Played by Walter Mondale: was he wearing rocket roller skates?
Sorry, Charlie.
-Starkist
Sorry for taking the piss, R. Kelly.
-Tuffy
@Sid Bream Was Out: one can only hope.
@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: 3 in 19 >> 1 in 50
"I respect the integrity of the game and always have and always will,"*
*Not at all, just want to win.
Sorry for being too nice of a guy and too trusting of others
-- Roger Clemens
@Tracy Ham and Eggs as Played by Walter Mondale: He should have known that chute from the Acme Parachute Co. wouldn't work.
If you ain't Beli-cheatin', you ain't Beli-tryin'!
-NASCAR'd
Sorry for all the blood.
-- Aramis Ramirez' cock
"Sorry about my column the last 7 months."
-- Bill Simmons
@BigTenObsession: He ain't the only one. And Purple Jesus can score from anywhere on the field, so that helps.
Sorry you're at work on a statutory holiday
-Kid Canada's employer
Sorry for eating eggs and mangos
--Pedro Martinez
Sorry we don't miss you, Barry.
- The Giants
@Tracy Ham and Eggs as Played by Walter Mondale: He only plummeted because he decided to look down when he no longer felt the ground under his feet.
If Road Runner taught us anything, is that you can float in mid-air for as long as you want if you don't look down.
@TheStarterWife:
"Sorry we don't miss you, Tiki."
- The Giants
"Sorry I confused 7 months with 3 years"
-Sid Bream was out
@Brazil Thrill: Word is they found a little homemade sign in the hole with him that read "YIKES!"
@Tracy Ham and Eggs as Played by Walter Mondale: +1
Sorry I wasn't good at birth control.
-- Lynne Spears
"Non, je ne regrette rien."
-- Edith Piaf
"Sorry we couldn't find any t-shirts your size little Pablo"
--R. Goodell
@Sh!tShow: the fact that they're back is so absurd...although really, "For The Movies" was so much better than "Lit Up."
"Sorry I killed my wife and her friend...oh wait..."
-OJ
@Kid Canada: always make the holiday prove that it's 18