ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Newman has been long overdue for a win, and what greater way to do it?" — Shimmity Sham

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "Junior hasn't blown an engine yet? What's up with that?" — GraniteStater007

• Junior hasn't blown out his knee yet? What's up with that?- JadedRedsFan — Riddler

• Berman hasn't blown up at a staffer yet today? What's up with that? - SCFlunkie20202 — FredGarvin

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