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OK, I admit that the photo here is a cheap shot, and is not intended to be a representation of the typical NASCAR fan. After all, the woman isn't flashing her boobs. But let's just get on to the big news: Meet Me At The Races.com is here! If you're like me, you attend NASCAR events for just one reason: to meet your future wife. So now here's your chance. Sure there are a lot of NASCAR dating sites out there, but this is the only one that allows you to make possible love connections right at the race track of your choosing.
Singles who thrill to the sounds of big engines and the sight of racing cars can log on to www.meetmeattheraces.com, the first dating website dedicated to racing and romance - just in time for the start of the NASCAR racing season in February. Racing enthusiasts who want to meet like-minded singles may be surprised to learn that throughout the nation, on weekend days and nights, stadiums are packed with eligible fans - many of them single - cheering on their favorite auto racing heroes.
Yes, I am certainly surprised!
Meet Me At The Races.com
This Better Be A Reality Show [Joe Sports Fan]
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The only thing I can tell from that photo is that they're probably not related.
This story couldn't be on a bigger tee.
You'd think these guys would be able to meet their sisters at home.
I hope you can rate their pictures on number of teeth. I refuse to date anyone with less than 4 teeth.
This is a remarkable breakthrough. Someone has found a way to make internet dating even more weird and depressing.
That's funny. I accidentally typed in www.meetmeatyracists.com, and it took me to the same site.
If you're going with redneck wedding photos, this one is my all-time favorite.
Holly Mangold?
I am a BIG fan of the Dick Trickle 69 car...ladies?
Height proportionate to weight.
@Gourmet Spud: The Boston Visitors Bureau?
Sounds like a good idea, until you realize the girl has a restrictor plate.
This site is also accommodating to swingers.
[www.meetmeattheraces.com]
The directions to the wedding will be real easy. Turn left, make another left, left again and one more left. You're there!
Tons of teams clubs have singles nights (looking at you specifically Diamondbacks), but I believe instead of "meetmeatattheraces" it is "ballinballsatthepark".
Tell Red & Jugs we be done here!
Damn. This thing could ciphon off customers from my new dating site for alcoholics: Facedbook.
its like Jdate with mullets instead of yamakuhs.
Even Jeff Foxworthy couldn't have come up with this shit and he hosts a game show on network TV, just like Dennis Miller!
No meetmeinsection427foraquickie.com? Baseball has a lot of work to do to catch up.
This is how John Rocker met Alicia Marie.
@Stay Away From Oprah:
Your double wide or ours?
nascarlove02.jpg? What gives? Did nascarlove01.jpg involve animals or cousins?
@TheStarterWife: Ichiro is a big hit on singles night.
If you like your pit stops short and your banjos dueling, this is the dating site for you!
Beaky Buzzard was always his favorite.
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@Weed Against Speed: What the fuck was his dog, best man?
@Stay Away From Oprah: That list of potential interests is priceless. In between token redneck activities, they throw in "Books/Discussion" and "Arts/Museums."
Problem is that only 15% of trailer parks have internet access.
"you smell like the inside of my momma's purse"
/Cletis
What are the chances that all of these people who sign up for this are related somehow?
Have double wide, oversized propane tank, love midnight walks in "the park", don't drink that wine stuff, arrested just once, and I love me some Jimmy Johnson.
-Jesse
Enjoy a beautiful, serene conversation with a prospective mate while cars roar by you at 120 decibels.
75% of all NASCAR-related marriages end up being destroyed by tornadoes.
@Matt_T:
You're thinking of www.meetmeinthemen'sbathroom.com.
Some folk'll never date their kin
And then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus, the NASCAR yokel...
ricky bobby seeks stroker ace for days of thunder
In this picture we see representatives of the main voting bloc for the Republican Party
Not shown - the giant number "5" painted on her back.
Kotaku's coverage of meetmeonxboxlive.com is deeply appreciated.
Anyone want to bet that couple did NOT have a "RIP #3" wedding cake?
@Carlton_Whitfield: You like snowmobiles, too? Get out!!!
Anyone who signs up for this, I'm pretty sure the match rate will hover around 99%.
The really funny thing is that with the constant engine noise a car race might be the place in the world least conducive to "getting to know you" conversation.
Meetmeat the races.com?
Gross.
JEFF GORDAN FANS NEED NOT APPLY!
@Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0:
Convicted felons can't vote...
on weekend days and nights, stadiums are packed with eligible fans - many of them single -and related
Nascarized.
@El-Hadji Diouf: Gordon, Gordan. Who cares?
@StreakinTheQuad:
"It's like JDate but with 10% of the per capita income."
Hebrew'd
@Burning_River: Sorry about that, it was like batting practice.
Turn-ons: mullets, buck teeth, beer-stained wife-beaters, and bathing every other day.
High-scoring day in the CL today...
Why does MeatMeetattheraces.com go to the previous post?
LIVERPOOL GOAL!!!!
@UkraineNotWeak: no kidding. after how much time up a man?
If you love the smell of burning tires and the thunder of
big NASCAR horsepower...
If the smell of fresh exhaust turns you on....
Then you´re in the right place!
Wow.
Dirk Kuyt? Really? Usually, you're happy when he ALMOST scores.
Andre Rison and Ugueth Urbina prefer lightmyfire.com
"This is the number one website for meeting women who put their babies in a dumpster on prom night"
-CNET.com