What to watch as NASCAR fines everyone in sight, including you ...
• College basketball: Pittsburgh at Notre Dame (7 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; Massachusetts at Rhode Island (7 p.m., ET), Michigan at Minnesota (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]; Oregon at Southern California (11 p.m., ET) [FSN]. Rams, Minutemen, Ryan Center, be there.
• Golf: LPGA, Fields Open, first round, at Honolulu (6:30 p.m., ET); PGA Tour, Mayakoba Classic, first round, at Playa del Carmen, Mexico (11:30 p.m., ET). Please, no talking while Bubba Watson is putting. [The Golf Channel]
• NBA: Miami at Houston (8:15 p.m., ET); Seattle at Portland (10:30 p.m., ET). What Bigfoot would be watching if he had a TV. [TNT]

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