So here's a question that we don't feel uncomfortable asking: In the wake of Roger Clemens becoming the official new poster boy for anal leakage, should someone be signing Barry Bonds?

We're not the only ones thinking it. Why can Jason Giambi play, and Andy Pettitte play, and Miguel Tejada play, but not Bonds? Indictments? Pshaw. Yesterday's news.

Shit, man: If the Cardinals can openly speculate about having Juan Gonzalez as a right fielder, you're telling us Bonds isn't worth the trouble? We're still thinking Oakland.

If that's not a 2008 Comeback Player of the Year in the waiting, we don't know what is.

Someone Should Take A Chance On Bonds [Simon On Sports]

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