We Can Only Imagine What The Parent-Teacher Conferences Are Like

Further proof that Texas is tougher than your state: Even the first-grade teachers are bad-ass. A couple of them engaged in fisticuffs at a youth basketball game on Saturday, leaving one bloody and bruised, and the other on the lam from police. No word yet on whether either of them is hot.

Parents and children were shocked when an elementary teacher and another woman got into a fist fight Saturday morning at a Little Dribbler's basketball game. Van Police Chief Kelly Smith said he had an arrest warrant for Jeannette Hughes, a first-grade teacher at Rhodes Elementary. "Yes there will be an arrest made," he told the Tyler Morning Telegraph Monday morning. "She was punching the other woman in front of everyone including her own kids," said one woman who did not want to be identified.

Yeah, important to stay anonymous here. Don't want to spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder for that first grade teacher bent on revenge.

UPDATE: "You call that fingerpainting, Tommy? You're a $%&#;@!& disgrace. Call your mom and get her down here so I can beat her ass for giving birth to a loser like you!"

Van Teacher Involved In Brawl At Ball Game [Tyler Morning Telegraph]
Texas Female Teachers Brawl At Kids Basketball Game [Busted Coverage]