For the third consecutive season, we are proud to introduce the Deadspin Baseball Season Previews. Yes, baseball is awfully close now; it's spring training, after all.
Every weekday until the start of the season, a different writer will preview his/her team. We asked a gaggle of writers, from the Web, from print, from books, to tell us, in as many or as little words as they need, Where Their Team Stands. This is not meant to be factual, or dispassionate, or even logical: We just asked them to riff on why they love their team so much, or what their team means to them, or whatever.
Today: The Colorado Rockies. Your author is Mark T.R. Donohue.
Mark T.R. Donohue is a freelance writer, serial blogger, and member in good standing of the Baseball Toaster cartel. He lives in Boulder, Col. His words are after the jump.
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How do you top 2007, if you're the Colorado Rockies? It can't be done! At the end of the season last year, Colorado ran off an utterly ludicrous fourteen wins in fifteen games, including a thirteen-inning 9-8 win over the Padres in a one-game wild card tiebreaker, to make the playoffs for the first time since the strike-shortened 1995 season and only the second time ever. The otherworldly hot streak continued through the National League playoffs, in which Colorado dropped nary a game to Philadelphia nor Arizona, and stopped only when the Rockies met reality — and a much, much better team — on a grand stage in the franchise's first World Series appearance. That didn't go as well.
The good news for 2008 is that the Rockies weren't a .500 team that got lucky last year. Up until mid-September they had gotten some bad breaks; we few true believers chose to view their white-hot finish as an overdue correction. Even supposing that the
Rockies' opponents down the stretch were laying over for them and the stats don't mean what they think we do, the Rockies' pitching rotation turned over 60% of its players in quick succession shortly after the All-Star break. Ubaldo Jimenez and Franklin Morales, the two call-ups that made up the bulk of those innings lost due to injuries to Rodrigo Lopez, Jason Hirsh and Aaron Cook, still have less than a year of major-league experience between them. They should be better this year.
Everyone but second baseman Kazuo Matsui returns to a lineup that's long on pre-peak players; second-year shortstop Troy Tulowitzki is poised to bring his hitting numbers up to the level of his already unparalleled defense. The one nasty storm cloud on the Rockies' horizon, the impending free agency of outfielder and offensive linchpin Matt Holliday, has been at the very least pushed further away by the two-year deal Holliday signed this winter.
Besides Holliday, there are hardly any key Rockies players that won't be around for at least three more seasons, including Tulowitzki, ace Jeff Francis, closer Manny Corpas and outfielder Brad Hawpe. One of the few positions that GM Dan O'Dowd hasn't found a solution for in the draft is catcher; the Rockies caught a break when the Mets backed away from a deal they'd worked out with incumbent Colorado catcher Yorvit Torrealba. O'Dowd managed to get Torrealba back at the right price; that was the highlight of a very quiet offseason that also brought in some bullpen help (Luis Vizcaino, Jose Capellan), a few guys to compete for the second base job (Matt Kata and Marcus Giles, though rookie Jayson Nix will get some looks too), and a bunch of veteran starters to provide insurance for the boatload of injuries the oxygen-deprived Rockies rotation seems to suffer every year (including but not limited to Josh Towers, Kip Wells and Victor Zambrano).
Colorado is probably going to be a stronger team than they were last season, and yet they will likely win fewer games. Los Angeles and Arizona have improved, and the Rockies more than likely won't have the same luck they had in interleague play '07 (10-8, the only team in the NL with double-digit wins and the only one more than a game over .500). The hope here is that even if a whole season hanging around in contention ends in disappointment, the Rockies and the city of Denver get the one thing they didn't get last year — being taken seriously. The magical September '07 run did a lot to shake Denver out of the indifferent attitude it's had towards baseball and the Rockies since the late 90's, but it takes more than one postseason to build a baseball fan. Baseball is about the long haul and until fans in the mountains are checking box scores with the same vigilance in May as they were last September, the Colorado Rockies remain just another ill-justified expansion team with ugly uniform colors.












Comments
Technically wouldn't winning a game in the world series constitute as topping last year?
Todd Helton thinks that is a beautiful rack.
PS: F*ck you, Rockies.
It wasn't luck. God truly loved and rooted for them.
How do you top 2007, if you're the Colorado Rockies? It can't be done!
All hail the 2007 World Series Champion Colorado Rockies!
Huh?
Salma Hayek thinks that is a beautiful rack.
How do you top 2007, if you're the Colorado Rockies? It can't be done!
If that doesn't say 'regression to the mean' than I don't know what the phrase means.
It was great to see the Rockies have success last year. When else in America do people who are openly Christian succeed? Now all they have to do is end this goddamn war on Christmas.
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: +1 win
it takes more than one postseason to build a baseball fan.
Not if you buy it at IKEA.
Hold on lookee here. It's a big horn. Well! That's why I come up here. Look at you. You're hungry. You don't even blink do you. Quick staring contest me and you... Now! You win, you always do.
That's why I come up here.
@Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0: If Obama is elected, he pledges to withdraw troops from Iraq in order to reinforce the brave men and women fighting the war on Christmas right here at home.
@Camp Tiger Claw: Yes, it took 2 whole postseasons to build all those Patriots fans.
Wow, Victor Zambrano AND Kip Wells? Your cup runneth over. With liquid poop.
You have a lot of middle initials.
Matt Holliday still hasn't touched home plate.
No worries about Jimenez and Morales breaking down in their first full season of work? Really? Baba's unbiased opinion from Boulder: 75-92
The one nasty storm cloud on the Rockies' horizon, the impending free agency of outfielder and offensive linchpin Matt Holliday, has been at the very least pushed further away by the two-year deal Holliday signed this winter.
That really is a fail safe plan for avoiding free agency. Maybe they should try it again in two years.
The Rockies nicknamed that Buck, "Joe."
/inserts gun in mouth.
and by 75-92 I mean 75-87. I swear I can subtract.
O'Dowd managed to get Torrealba back at the right price
I didn't think teams could sign players for less than the minimum salary...
Here's a lesson to the Rockies...fuck the towels, they don't work. Jacoby Ellsbury, however, does work.
Roxpril doesn't have the same ring to it that Roxtober had.
@heyzeus: Brilliant.
Is Clint Hurdle still fat and sporting a soul patch? Was Helton able to bag any elk after the World Series or was hunting season over? Why did God abandon them on the biggest stage last year? Where's all the good information? This is the most boring preview yet.
Perhaps with the addition of a few more born-agains, the Rockies will finally win enough of God's favor to win the World Series.
lol, victor zambrano
Cheer up, Mets fans. Zambrano's healthy and Kazmir isn't! Oh wait, you mean Zambrano didn't work out with the Mets? But Rick Peterson said it would only take 10 minutes!
/cheap shot
I'd hold off on printing postseason tickets. I'm guessing 3rd in the West, maybe.
Today: The Colorado Rockies. Your author is Mark T.R. Donohue.
Was shortstack52284 not available?
"Roxpril doesn't have the same ring to it that Roxtober had."
Roxpril may cause nausea, shortness of breath, and slight hemorrhaging. Ask your doctor before taking Roxpril.
@Afino:
How's Mike Hampton feeling today?
@UkraineNotWeak: INSERT MORE COINS
@UkraineNotWeak: Who knows? Why, you want him to pitch for your team? Make the Braves an offer, PLEASE!
@Suss--: But I want to go kayaking and skydiving and horseback riding, just like the people in the commercials!
@The Diesel: I was just waiting for the "Holliday still hasn't touched home plate", and if you didn't do it, I would have. Funny though, that didn't get mentioned in the part about the 9-8 13 inning win over the Padres.
Let's hope for the Rockies' sake Helton doesn't decide to kill that deer and give a slab of meat to Holliday.
@Chuck Knoblockhead: Clint Barmes has offered to carry the deer up to his dorm door, where he'll cook it in a popcorn popper.
Everytime I see Matt Holiday, that awful Green Day song gets stuck in my head
@Chuck Knoblockhead: We will, however, be grateful if he gives a slab of meat to Neifi Perez.
And why is Leitch posting this? I thought he was on a white, sandy beach somewhere - presumably with a towel over his lap to hide the excitement caused by seeing women for the first time in a month - in bikinis no less.
@Matt_T: Which one? There are so very many. Could be worse, could be Janet Jackson.
F*ck the Rockies. I am still sick of seeing that Rockies fan with the sign that said "Finally!". YOU JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE DAMN TEAM IN SEPTEMBER!
My DAD has never seen a Cubs World Series you assholes and he turned 60 this year.
/bitter
/dick joke
@Patchy Drizzle: I smell the next Ombudsman's post...
@Patchy Drizzle: no need for the towel. he blends seamlessly in with that white, sandy beach like a chameleon.
Mark T.R. Donohue is a freelance writer, serial blogger, and member in good standing of the Baseball Toaster cartel. He lives in Boulder, Col.
I'm getting my baseball outlook from a hippy?! Fucking Colorado...
@the earl of weaver:
The black t shirt stands out.
Screw the rockies man, they didn't even get me a free taco.
@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Says the hippy that lives in Colorado...
(Im assuming thats you, you change names more the I do)
You picked this pretentious ass to write the Rockies preview? Doesn't he have some panhandling to do on the Pearl Street Mall?
Now if there was pair of headlights coming at that deer, it would accurately summarize what the Rockies looked like in the World Series last year.
This preview sucked. Yeah, I said it. What are you gonna do about it?
@Secret Identity:
Quick, get in the cellar!!